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Timmy + Fancy Flavoured Dildo

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Timmy and the Fancy Flavoured Dildo

     Timmy owns a fancy shop. Where he sells different items for "pleasure".  One day, Mr. Kabinski walked in. Mr. Kabinski is a regular to the store, and Timmy knew what he needed; 15 and a half monkey wrenches, and a mexican. When Timmy came back with his stuff.  Mr. Kabinski asked, "What is that glowing thing over there?" Timmy replied, "Oh, its the Fancy Flavored Dildo.  It grants someone magical powers.  If one is to insert it into their body through a hole in the pelvic region.  It will give them infinite amounts of magic power." "OOOH," Mr. Kabinski said, "How much is it?" "IAIWL, this has no price...unless-" "What do you want, I'll do anything!"  Mr. Kabinski yelled.  Timmy announced, "FUCK ME, FUCK-A-FUCK FUCK ME!" Mr. Kabinski, with shock, asked, "Is there anything else I can do?"  Timmy thinks, "Hmm...I suppose.  You will have to fight me for it." "Draw your weapon, Mr. Kabinski!", Timmy draws a katana, a fancy one, in a banana peel scabbard.  The blade was white, like a nanner.
Mr. K draws his weapon...a cow bell.  Its not one's typical cow bell though.  This one could launch....fire balls.  You're probably thinking, "Isn't that unfair?".  No, it isn't, you see; Timmy has a lot of skill with his sword. "Ill let you attack first Mr. Kabinski." "Fine, HAVE AT YOU!" Mr. K launched 3 fireballs, each were the size of basketballs, and blazing with the flames of hate.  Timmy let the fireballs hit him, because the dildo annoyed him. Timmy gave the dildo to Mr. K.  Mr. K went home, he celebrated by drinking a mocha latte. Then he died. Because the dildo was cursed. THE END.
Timmy and the Fancy Flavoured Dildo. Another work of Brian White's. Although I think my boyfriend Josh had a hand in it, since they were together at the time.

IAIWL= I Am Infatuated With Laughter. Our substitute for "lol"

Nothing as far I know is copyrighted? But (c) to Brian and Josh anyway.

I dunno... dildo and fuck and such things are mentioned in here. Guess that makes it mature? Who knows. Not me.
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starblo's avatar
this is so random... I love it, very fun, loved the punch line!

"[...] celebrated by drinking a mocha latte. Then he died."